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Fine Print

posted 27th Nov 2012, 4:12 PM

Fine Print
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27th Nov 2012, 4:12 PM

JRChace

I might have to tweak this page if the fine print isn't legible (though is fine print ever readable? Zing!) Oh, and drawing spikes facing the viewer is stupid difficult for me. They still look wonky to me, even after redoing them a bazillion times.

What the fine print says:
"©Goredamn. Loot may vary upon completion. Not redeemable in other dungeons. Loot may also not be useful nor of physical quality (such as a pat on the back, congratulations, spontaneous combustion, etc). Paper is not actually magical and will not protect you from being impaled on the spike wall behind
you."

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27th Nov 2012, 4:34 PM

LooeyQ

I think those spikes look mighty fine! Mighty fine indeed! :D

Time to make a Timwich! Get it? Like sandwich, but instead of sand, its Tim! It's sort of comical... sort of.

Oh and, why am I not surprised to see you on the recently updated just a few comics away from MD... We're like two girls that hang out so much they get there... "cycles" synced.... only we're not girls, nor have we ever hung out, nor do we have "cycles". Man......I'm making NO sense today...

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28th Nov 2012, 7:42 PM

JRChace

In the great paraphrased words of Barry Burton: "You are going to be a Tim Sandwich!"

We have synced "e-cycles". Through the interwebs itself we forge a strange metaphorical bond in which we both post our comics at the same time every month... erm, wait I mean week. Yeah!

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30th Nov 2012, 10:17 PM

LooeyQ

Yeah! I see you posted today, i almost posted today, but i didnt have time to wrap up the art, ill catch up with our e-cycles tommorow though! ;D

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view cachway's profile

27th Nov 2012, 6:00 PM

cachway

Your spikes look pretty good to me. I'll just have to remember to watch out for spike walls the next time I find a sheet of paper.

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view JRChace's profile

28th Nov 2012, 7:43 PM

JRChace

Good thinking! Let me find a piece of paper to write this down on... AUGHHHHH!

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view RedAuthar's profile

27th Nov 2012, 6:50 PM

RedAuthar

Well there are plenty of rooms to run into to get out of the way....but...Tim probably doesn't have the IQ points to realize that. Hope he put some points in his Fleeing-for-life skills.

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view JRChace's profile

28th Nov 2012, 7:45 PM

JRChace

His Fleeing-for-life skill is high, but his Tripping-over-random-roots skill is higher!

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view Centcomm's profile

27th Nov 2012, 7:15 PM

Centcomm

wow is he just going to run ahead of it .. flashbacks of promethius .. glah LOVE the note!

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28th Nov 2012, 7:49 PM

JRChace

The note is probably worth more than Gordy's -1 Axe in his throne room XD

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27th Nov 2012, 7:48 PM

The Chessmaster

The fine print looks okay to me for the most part. I managed to read:

"Goredamn. Loot may vary upon completion. Not in other dungeons. Loot may also not be useful of quality (such as a pat on the back, congratulations, spontaneous combustion, etc). Paper is not actually magical and will not protect you from being impaled on the spike wall behind you."

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28th Nov 2012, 7:51 PM

JRChace

Awesome! I might change the font but its good to know at the moment its somewhat readable!

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view Nataas's profile

27th Nov 2012, 8:08 PM

Nataas

And when this was all over, Tim found the real treasure. It was inside of him the whole time.

No? That was just his entrails smeared over a spike covered wall? Well ok.

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view JRChace's profile

28th Nov 2012, 7:52 PM

JRChace

Enlightenment is found in the strangest places!

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view Iraku's profile

27th Nov 2012, 8:37 PM

Iraku

Run Tim, Run as fast as your chubby legs can carry you!

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view JRChace's profile

28th Nov 2012, 7:54 PM

JRChace

If Tim survives, Goredamn's dungeon could make a good weight loss regimen for him!

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view Draginbeard's profile

28th Nov 2012, 12:03 AM

Draginbeard

Panel five, excellent shot, this makes the whole page shine! =D great scene!!!

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view JRChace's profile

28th Nov 2012, 7:55 PM

JRChace

Thanks, man! I really enjoyed that panel, mostly because the spikes faced away and could be drawn sharp. Drawing spikes pointing at the viewer gave me a headache!

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28th Nov 2012, 2:12 AM

resevl260

He rolled like a 7 on perception. Maybe the spikes weren't drawn well enough for him to see.
I KID!

The spikes actually look surprisingly well. And the fine print is JUST legible enough to read "spontaneous combustion" and "will not protect you from being impaled" XD

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28th Nov 2012, 7:58 PM

JRChace

Thanks! And its great those two specific phrases are clear, since they both may be of some kind of importance later >:D

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view Songgu Kwon's profile

28th Nov 2012, 2:51 AM

Songgu Kwon

Ha ha! This is a cool story angle. It flips everything around so that the reader is rooting for the dungeon / dungeon... ahem, master.

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view JRChace's profile

28th Nov 2012, 8:06 PM

JRChace

I'm glad you like it! Sometimes its fun rooting for the evil guy, since Dungeon Mastering is so much fun XD

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view Dodom's profile

28th Nov 2012, 10:29 AM

Dodom

I'm a little surprised he can read :P

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view JRChace's profile

28th Nov 2012, 8:10 PM

JRChace

Thankfully Tim didn't take the Barbarian class, or he wouldn't be able to! Being a Fighter, it was required to be literate.

He's not the fastest reader though XD

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29th Nov 2012, 11:14 AM

Dodom

I bet he moves his lips when he reads!

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