"Currently posting the Alignment Minicomic! Takes place between Chapters 1 and 2! Enjoy!"

Customer Sir Vice

posted 14th Jun 2013, 3:23 PM

Customer Sir Vice
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view JRChace's profile

14th Jun 2013, 3:23 PM

JRChace

I crack myself up with these page titles.

I really REALLY liked the way this page came out. Though there I go again making you read in reverse. No cameos on this page! Instead I take advantage of my previous establishing shots and use COLORS!

Goredamn didn't think this through! As usual! But perhaps with little Skirmish he can squeeze by security as a do-gooder adventurer?

It might be hard to read that last word bubble with Goredamn talking under his breath, so the last panel:
"Chaotic...?!"
"GOOD god what am I doing here?!"

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view Rinkel's profile

14th Jun 2013, 3:39 PM

Rinkel

Omg this page is great! I love how he's hiding his belt buckle XD

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view JRChace's profile

17th Jun 2013, 1:55 AM

JRChace

Thanks! Gordy needed to cover up, his evil was showing!

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view snarkington's profile

14th Jun 2013, 3:43 PM

snarkington

oh my god goredamn's eyes in the second to last panel, I'm cracking up

~bwooooop~

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view JRChace's profile

17th Jun 2013, 2:14 AM

JRChace

Yess! They made me laugh drawing them! I credit those eyes to spongebob squarepants. Sometimes characters didn't turn to look but their eyes moved to the side of their head instead. Like so.

Also, I had to rip that image from a youtube video, why isn't that a popular google image its hilarious.


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view Songgu Kwon's profile

14th Jun 2013, 3:43 PM

Songgu Kwon

Ha ha! Good thing Skirmish probably has decent INT & WIS stats!

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view JRChace's profile

17th Jun 2013, 2:16 AM

JRChace

If not decent, then at least better than Goredamn's!

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view Iraku's profile

14th Jun 2013, 3:53 PM

Iraku

AWESOME! +1 in uh... Goodness.... yeah that's it...

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view JRChace's profile

17th Jun 2013, 2:18 AM

JRChace

+1 Goodness is good indeed!

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view CrackaWindow's profile

14th Jun 2013, 4:00 PM

CrackaWindow

Haha, what a twist! I can't wait to see where this heads.

Also, there's nothing that makes me titter more than silly knights.

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view JRChace's profile

17th Jun 2013, 2:19 AM

JRChace

Oh he gets sillier. He probably should put that flagon of mead away while on the job!

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view Gearfish's profile

14th Jun 2013, 4:10 PM

Gearfish

Ahaaa "Sir Vice"

Puns are always funny

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view JRChace's profile

17th Jun 2013, 2:24 AM

JRChace

I'm more fond of good PUNch line, myself.

*gets thrown off stage*

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view RedAuthar's profile

14th Jun 2013, 4:59 PM

RedAuthar

You are incognito right now Gordy, one slip up and it is good bye exp, loot and Skirmish

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view JRChace's profile

17th Jun 2013, 2:29 AM

JRChace

Then it'd be game over, man! Game over!

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view BuilderJim's profile

14th Jun 2013, 5:41 PM

BuilderJim

Oh, the humor here is so golden!

However... some day, we'll all see your true face Goredamn. Some day...

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view JRChace's profile

17th Jun 2013, 2:30 AM

JRChace

Until then, we have only speculation.

Glorious, GORE-geous speculation.

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view BuilderJim's profile

18th Jun 2013, 2:05 AM

BuilderJim

Work only fit for the most malevolent comedies.

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view LooeyQ's profile

14th Jun 2013, 5:41 PM

LooeyQ

Hahaha!!! Awesome scene! I feel like I should be paying for this! :D

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view JRChace's profile

17th Jun 2013, 2:49 AM

JRChace

One day, when there is an Alignment: Book 1... you'll know what to do...

Laugh and say, "I read it free online! Whosdisguytryingtofool?"

Nah I kid! I'm thinking maybe after Chapter 2 I'll try for a book. Then optional monies may be tossed my way for book goodness, like your book (which I must have)!

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14th Jun 2013, 5:48 PM

Pichu999

Methinks he is gonna make a heel face turn somwhere along the line here.

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view JRChace's profile

17th Jun 2013, 2:52 AM

JRChace

"And what happened then?
Well, in RPG's, they say,
Goredamn's small evil
Changed two alignments that day."

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view Dodom's profile

14th Jun 2013, 8:52 PM

Dodom

If you're bad enough at being bad you come around the other end and become good!

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view JRChace's profile

17th Jun 2013, 2:55 AM

JRChace

Two bads don't make a good. But three bads makes tic-tac-toe and winning is always good.

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view cachway's profile

14th Jun 2013, 11:35 PM

cachway

Goredamn and his floating eyes. They can float anywhere. And they are like lanterns. He must have night vision!

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view JRChace's profile

17th Jun 2013, 3:00 AM

JRChace

Or he's this guy. And under the hood is this

"Alignment good, adventurer, yes?"

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view Draginbeard's profile

15th Jun 2013, 2:17 AM

Draginbeard

Gordy is half-Jawa! The tall half!

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view JRChace's profile

17th Jun 2013, 3:04 AM

JRChace

Yes! Of course! And Skirmish is a womp rat!

This must be Star Wars, in a longer time ago, in a galaxy much farther away.

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15th Jun 2013, 8:33 PM

Guest

god I'm in love with Goredamn and Skirmish's master-sidekick relationship <3

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view Bandkanon's profile

15th Jun 2013, 10:38 PM

Bandkanon

...oh that was me.

I don't remember not being logged in.

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view JRChace's profile

17th Jun 2013, 3:15 AM

JRChace

They work well together! As in, Skirmish works to make Goredamn well off!

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16th Jun 2013, 9:19 AM

Snifflesmore

In the 3rd panel, his hood is missing the tiny rift. Looking forward to a great chapter, with a lot of CHAOTIC GOOD.

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view JRChace's profile

17th Jun 2013, 3:16 AM

JRChace

Yes! CHAOTIC GOOD catch there on the missing rift in his hood! I'll have to amend that! Thanks! :D

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view vaslittlecrow's profile

16th Jun 2013, 12:15 PM

vaslittlecrow

This is my first time here, and I finding this hilarious to the utmost without any context whatsoever. XD

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view JRChace's profile

17th Jun 2013, 3:19 AM

JRChace

Success!! And thanks for stopping by to read! Hopefully with context it may even be funnier a second time! :D

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view vaslittlecrow's profile

17th Jun 2013, 9:16 AM

vaslittlecrow

I suspect that it shall be.

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view Ephemeros's profile

26th Jun 2013, 6:26 AM

Ephemeros

Oh wow, how have I not read your comic yet?! O U O /adds it to the growing list of 'must-read-soon' comics <3

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